Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock, Knock Who's There

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

thumb_up thumb_down -12

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Sammi suck kyles chode

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Invisible Children Foundation.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops