- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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