- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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