Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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did you stub your toe?

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Soccer...

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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