Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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