Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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hi charles lattuca III

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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