Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Well this is pointless.....

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Loperson

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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