what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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vitamin c

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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SBB

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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