2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A woman wears a dress.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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