A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

ejaculation JLR

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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