- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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