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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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