when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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