- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

why are black people so fast? because there black

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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