What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

1+1=2

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Not a joke.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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