- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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