What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Feminism

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Women's Rights

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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