Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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