- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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