- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

i like it in the mouth

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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