Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Cliterus

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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