- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What comes after 69? 70

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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