- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

knock knock There's no door

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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