- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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A black student graduated High School

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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