What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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This sentance contains three errers

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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