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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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