What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

pedophile

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

A fat man on a moped

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Gale swallows.

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