Runescape.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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lebron

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Sarah Palin

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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