what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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