Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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