- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Whats 9+10? 19

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