Wumbo

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Jesus

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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