Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Sarah Palin

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womens sports...

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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