What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Wumbo

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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