What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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you.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A man walks around a bar.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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