What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Chikin nuggets

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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pedophile

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A fat man on a moped

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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