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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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equality for women

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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