two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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