How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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pedophile

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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