What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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The Colts this year.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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