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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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