Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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How do you end a sentence

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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