Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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