A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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