What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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KONY 2012

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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