- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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