Justin Bieber

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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David Cameron

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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