- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

don't just stand there

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Woman rights.

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This sentence is a lie.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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