- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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