Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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