How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Lets Go Lakers!

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Your mom went to college

What's an Anti Joke?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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