Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Refrigerator

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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The WNBA

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