A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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minorities.....

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tom pauling

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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