- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How will the world end? That information is unknown

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

richard is fag

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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