- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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