- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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