- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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