- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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