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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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