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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

A black student graduated High School

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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