A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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