- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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