Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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