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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

a pornstar comes early to a party

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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